Thursday, November 5, 2009

I DIDN'T LEAF YOU



Dear Cotton Candy Truants:



Swine flu has hit my computer (temporarily). Actually , the computer is down right now. I'll be back with more retarded madness real soon! In the meantime, there is plenty of stupid stuff for you to look at and comment on.
S.W.A.K.
Dusty S. - COTTON CANDY TRUANT

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

CELLULOID HELL: EYES OF LAURA MARS {1978}





Eyes of Laura Mars {Columbia Pictures/1978}
Rating: R
Written by: John Carpenter

Directed by: Irvin Kirshner

Staring: Faye Dunaway, Tommy Lee Jones, Rene Auberjenois, Brad Dourif, Raul Julia, Lisa Taylor,


Laura Mars is an in-demand, high fashion, New York City photographer who has vision beyond what anyone else can see. This 'gift' seems to color her photographs with touches of violence and sex. Laura is tough but willowy, always dressed to the nines in silk and leather, capes and boots. Something is haunting her. We don't know why this is. Perhaps it is her ex-husband who is giving her the creeps? He is a weird-o sex freak (played by Raul Julia) who just can't seem to let go of her and shows up at the most inopportune times. Maybe it is all of the pressures of having a high profile career and being the photographer everyone wants? Or, maybe this is just the way she is?
Laura surrounds herself with a close knit group of colleagues who are like a family to her - midgets, makeup artists, fashion models, photographers, dancers, artists. These people make up the contents of her book, The Eyes of Mars.
On the eve of The Eyes of Mars' release, one of her subjects calls to tell her she just looked at the book and it is going to be a hit. Laura is thrilled to hear her excitement. The next evening at her book signing (at a slick discotheque) the cops show up to give her the bad news. Laura finds out her friend has been slaughtered by ice pick. Soon after, everyone of her associates is considered a suspect and taken in for questioning.
One after the other, Laura's associates start dropping like flies. These murders she can see. Well, Laura can see the moments before the killer strikes (before he or she kills). She can see the victim being stalked and tortured but not murdered. When this occurs, Laura gets a terrible head pain, powerful visions and is gasping for breath. These killer visions seize her day and night.

While all of this is happening, Laura falls for John Neville (Tommy Lee Jones). He is an emotionless cop (or detective) who somehow has involved himself in this mess she is tangled up in. He falls for her too. Or, is this a set-up?
John Neville is silent and brooding. He is a loner with a badge and a gun.
You know what they say about men who keep to themselves?(Note: If you take the hint, you now have a bit of information on your clipboard when watching this film.)



Eyes of Laura Mars is a weak giallo, American-style. The on-screen chemistry between the film's leads, Faye Dunaway and Tommy Lee Jones, is a farce. Tommy Lee Jones is a mediocre actor to start. To throw him in a film with Ms. Dunaway after her Academy Award win for Network may not have been the best idea. I feel like he won this role because no one else wanted to play John Neville (or hated working with Dunaway).

The rest of the cast along with Ms. Dunaway's performance hold the film together. Brad Dourif playing Tommy, Laura's scruffy, streetwise limousine driver, is an added bonus. Laura Mars' photography is the work of the late, great Helmut Newton. As you watch this film, you will see a nice chunk of his black and white kink. The fashion, hair and makeup in Eyes of Laura Mars is on point. If you are a fan of fur and leather, women in dewy makeup with heavy blush and sexy, smoky cat-eyes and freak flag hairdos, you are going to enjoy this flick! Bravo to the set designer. Laura Mars' 70s Art Deco bedroom is to die for! Sorry about the pun but…it is.
Eyes of Laura Mars is not a great film, but I am a fan. It's one of those pictures that puts the 'C' in camp for me. I am drawn in to the heavily stylized, sexy look of this film. The soundtrack is solid if you are a fan of true Studio 54 cuts (like "Let's All Chant", by Michael Zager's Band) with a dash of schmaltz sung on the title track by Barbra Streisand. There is a twist ending to Eyes of Laura Mars which will make sense when you put together the 'something' I can't tell you - which takes place during Laura's glossy book signing early in the film.

SEE…Eyes of Laura Mars before Hollywood gives the green light to a modern day remake which may or may not be in the works. (I hope to God that never happens!)

poster {Eyes of Laura Mars}: Wikipedia


Dusty S. - COTTON CANDY TRUANT

CELLULOID HELL: ASSORTED HORROR MOVIE TRAILERS

Sunday, October 25, 2009

FOUND ON ETSY: REALISTIC HAIR BEAUTY WALLCLOCK {1960s}

More information on this vintage wallclock can be found right here.

Friday, October 23, 2009

DIRT NAP: SOUPY SALES

Soupy does The Mouse

Soupy Sales

{Milton Supman}

{b., January 8, 1926 – d., October 22, 2009}

comedian. actor. radio/TV personality and host. Hip cat.


This is the look I had on my face when told of Soupy Sales passing.
I am beyond devastated.
Yes, he was 83 years old but…still.


I love you, Mr. Sales.
Thank you so very much for all of the jokes and jazz and laughter, man.
May you rest in peace
.



Dusty S. - Cotton Candy Truant

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

ATTACK OF THE ALLIGATORS

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

BUZZ CLIFFORD: BABY-SITTIN' BOOGIE {1960s}

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